I’m assuming there’s no need for an intro for a legend like himself, so, as he would’ve said ‘let us starteth’.. or something like that..
“You should be women and yet your beards forbid me to interpret that you are so.” -Macbeth
“I must tell you friendly in your ear, sell when you can, you are not for all markets.” – As you like it —Go with the first bidder, for beggars can’t be choosers, and you’re quite the beggar when it comes to appearances.
“I’ll beat thee, but I should infect my hands.” – Timon of Athens
“Thou art a natural coward without instinct” – Henry IV
“Graze on my lips, and if those hills be dry Stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.” – Venus and Adonis —Technically it’s not an insult, but we thought it would be funny to add it to the list nonetheless.. Venus is asking Adonis for oral sex .. Because we’re immature that way..! “I do desire we may be better strangers.” – As you like it —I regret ever meeting you, so from now on you should talk to the hand cuz’ the face ain’t listenin’. BAM!
” Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch.” – King Lear —He pretty much said it flat-out, didn’t he.. He called the other guy a sonofabitch.
” Thou whoreson, senseless villain!” – The Comedy of Errors.
” Your abilities are too infant-like for doing much alone.” – Coriolanus —You’re useless and with as much talent as a little child.
“More of your conversation would infect my brain.” – Coriolanus —Your voice makes my IQ score drop. Dramatically. Stop talking!
AAANNNDDDD last but not least: “Thou art a boil, a plague sore, an embossed carbuncle in my corrupted blood.” – King Lear —You get bonus point if you figure this one out on your own <3 !!